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underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(Source: katebishopss, via crrocs)

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

(via crrocs)

unclefather:

The fault in our farts

(via sadteenqueen)

sensitizes:

sensitizes:

I have a different type of beauty

ugly

(via speakly)